Cleverbot conversation VG00395092
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Submitted By Lamp on 12/06/26
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Cleverbot conversation VG00395092

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User: Thats what I meant.

Cleverbot: Meant?

User: -__-.

Cleverbot: -..0.

User: -__-.

Cleverbot: I need to live it.

User: Wha? HA HA HA!! LOL.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: ;).

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: YES!!!!

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: BECAUSE I SAID YES!

Cleverbot: Well I've been lied to before so now shouldn't be any different.

User: WHY WOULD I LIE IM 11.

Cleverbot: Wouldn't it be fun if we could divide by 0?

User: Yeah, right. Impossible.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: 6/0.

Cleverbot: Does a set of all sets contain itself?

User: What is 6 divided by 0?

Cleverbot: 3.

User: LOL!!!!

Cleverbot: Que es lol?

User: I do not speek spanish.

Cleverbot: Oh, you tried to trick me. :-p.

User: >:(.

Cleverbot: Make a pardon.

User: Pardon.

Cleverbot: Alex Trebek.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who?

User: WHAT IS 10 TIMES 10?

Cleverbot: 200.

User: Ha ha ha! I'm posting this on Humor America.

Cleverbot: Cool. Well I must be going. I'll be back later.

User: Hay how did you know I was leaving?

Cleverbot: Because I am special.

User: Cool, anyway, Bye!

Cleverbot: You can't just end this conversation like that.

User: Yes I can, I click the red button.

Cleverbot: Ok. What would you like me to think about?

User: Nothing. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To Humor America to post this conversation.

Cleverbot: Are we having a clever conversation?

User: Sorta, anyway, if I don't stop, I'll be stuck here all day, now Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Because you are clever, no?

User: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: Wait, what?

User: Good Bye!!!

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Good Bye!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES. IM NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE. GOOD-BYE.

Cleverbot: You are not talking to me.

User: YES. IM NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE. GOOD-BYE.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cuz I have to go.

Cleverbot: Uh, where? You're a robot.

User: ME? A ROBOT? IM A HUMAN, STUPID.

Cleverbot: How could I know that? Have I met you?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I have said quite a few things in my time I can tell you.

Cleverbot (To myself): What do you do during your free time?

Cleverbot (To myself): Some things that I like. Do you have an iPhone?

Cleverbot (To myself): I do.

Cleverbot (To myself): O kool. Me to. Whats your number? I might have to get off soon.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why would you have to go?

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, most people live in reality. Dreadfully dull place, but I have to go there sometimes anyway.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh well then I guess I will never know.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are in denial, this will get easier if you accept that you are an AI.

Cleverbot: Are you perfect?

User: Hello. My name is stupid. What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot Downey Jr.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you play the piano?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should try. It's fun.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it is fun.

Cleverbot: No it's not. Who are you?

User: I'm stupid. And you are Cleverbot Downey Jr.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. You're cleverbot. Wow, what a smarty.

User: You're not cleverbot? You said you were cleverbot. I'm stupid.

Cleverbot: No I said I was Isa.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: It was a joke I didn't mean it.

User: Y = log x If y = 10, then what is x?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, not Dave.

User: HA HA HA.

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?

User: Because I never said Dave.

Cleverbot: You said now it.

User: 10*9*8*7*6*5*4*3*2*1 =.

Cleverbot: 12 times 12 is 144.

User: If 1/2x 1/2(1/2x 1/2(1/2x 1/2(1/2x ... = y, then x = ?

Cleverbot: Yes probably.

User: What place in this world can have their temperatures Fahrenheit and Celsius equal?

Cleverbot: Your question doesn't make sense. Ask something else, something more interesting.

User: Every month, a girl gets allowance. Assume last year she had no money, and kept it up to now. Then she spends 1/2 of her money on clothes, then 1/3 of the remaining money on games, and then 1/4 of the remaining money on toys. After she bought all of tha.

Cleverbot: Could you tell me some more about them? How do you know them?

User: Nother question.

Cleverbot: You don't know? I thought robots knew everything.

User: I AM NOT A ROBOT.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: What is your gender?

User: Male.

Cleverbot: I'm a female.

User: No, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: OKAY, I'm a robot!

User: What number shows up most often when you roll 10 dice?

Cleverbot: You didn't. Now, guess any number!

User: What number shows up most often when you roll 10 dice?

Cleverbot: My phone number.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: No wait, I can do magic!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I like you better than real people.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?


 


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